Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces

September '75 I was
47 inches high
My mom said by christmas
I would have
A badass mother GI Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf and 200
solemn face are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money
made me cry
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf and 200
solemn face are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf and 200
solemn face are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
kiss my ass Kiss my ass
goodbye now
Kiss my ass kiss my ass
goodbye now
Kiss my ass kiss my ass
goodbye now
Kiss my ass kiss my ass
goodbye now
September '75 I was
47 inches high
My mom said by christmas
I would have
A badass mother GI Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf and 200
solemn face are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money
made me cry
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf and 200
solemn face are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf and 200
solemn face are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
kiss my ass Kiss my ass
goodbye now
Kiss my ass kiss my ass
goodbye now
Kiss my ass kiss my ass
goodbye now
Kiss my ass kiss my ass
goodbye now
Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

Music video by Ben Folds Five performing One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces. (C) 1997 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT.

Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces | Directed by Peter Demetris

Ben Folds Five | One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces - Directed by Peter Demetris Originally broadcast on the Jack Docherty Show on Channel 5 UK in 1997.

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