Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces

September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by christmas I would have
A bad ass mother G.I. Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class


Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and the T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass good-bye


Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money made me cry
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die


Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me
check your papers and the T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass good-bye


You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry



Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me
check your papers and the T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass
September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by christmas I would have
A bad ass mother G.I. Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class


Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and the T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass good-bye


Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money made me cry
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die


Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me
check your papers and the T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass good-bye


You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry



Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces are you

If you really want to see me
check your papers and the T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass
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