Stephanie J. Block, Brandon Uranowitz, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells - Marvin Hits Trina

[MARVIN]

Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this

Goodness, Trina, I am relieved

Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this

Thank you, Trina, I have received

Your new-sent wedding invitations!

They are


[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]

Pseudo-romantic and sick!


[MARVIN]

You say you'll


[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]

Love him until you both die!


[MARVIN]

You die on


[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]

May 27th at eight!


[WHIZZER]

He has lost his mind

Marvin is not so uncouth

Marvin is not so unkind


[TRINA]

Mendel plans to rub my back

Mendel's not a maniac

And he's sweet

And he's warm

And he loves me so


[MARVIN]

Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?

Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes

Really, Trina, this is ridiculous

Jesus, Trina, how I despise

Your need for stupid conversation!


[MARVIN]

You are


[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]

Trying to ruin my sleep!


[MARVIN]

I'm sure you


[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]

Chose him to make me look bad!


[MARVIN]

How could you


[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]

Ever deny what we had?


[TRINA AND WHIZZER]

We had fights and games

Marvin called us funny names

Marvin always played the clown


[MENDEL]

Marvin acts like he's untrained

Marvin, I am so ashamed


[TRINA AND WHIZZER]

And he's sweet

And he's mean


[WHIZZER]

Do I love him?

No


[MARVIN]

I am so dumb


[WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON]

Dumb

Dumb

Dumb!

Dumb!