Ben Folds - Bitches Ain`t Shit

Bitches ain`t shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get`s the fuck out after you`re done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin` on the muthafuckin` Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin` pockets was fat
I didn`t give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin` with a white bitch doin` the shit she do
Suckin` on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn`t mean nothin`
Now she`s suing cuz the shit she be doin` ain`t shit

Bitch can`t hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she`s takin` me to court
It`s real conversation for your ass

I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin` the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn`t no good
But I`m the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn`t trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I`m back to the muthafuckin` county jail
6 months on my chest, now it`s time to bail
I get`s released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin` while you was draped in your county blues
I ain`t been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl`s house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do`, I look on the flo`
It`s my little cousin Daz and he`s fuckin` my hoe uncocked my shit...I`m heart-broke but I`m still loc`ed
Man, fuck a bitch!

Bitches ain`t shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get`s the fuck out after you`re done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin` on the muthafuckin` Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin` pockets was fat
I didn`t give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin` with a white bitch doin` the shit she do
Suckin` on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn`t mean nothin`
Now she`s suing cuz the shit she be doin` ain`t shit

Bitch can`t hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she`s takin` me to court
It`s real conversation for your ass

Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit (Lyrics)

threw together a quick lyrics video for ben folds' cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit", originally had Dr. Dre and other people... sorry for the spelling typos, i got the lyrics from here, literally...

Ben Folds - Myspace Gig - Bitches Ain't Shit

Ben Folds performs his cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit" during his myspace gig webcast live from his studio in Nashville, Tennessee on October 24th 2006.

"Bitches Ain't Shit" Ben Folds

Music video for Bitches Ain't shit by Ben Folds (which is actually of cover of Dr. Dre). A coy Thought Productions. Space, Kangaroos and Army Tanks, what ever could a boy ask for? Maybe some...