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One scotch, one bourbon, one beerOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerPlease mister bartender, listen hereI ain't here for trouble, so have no fearOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerI don't want soda nor bubble gumYou got what I want, just serve me someSince my baby's been gone, everything is lostI'm on this kick and I can't get offOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerPlease mister bartender, listen hereI ain't here for trouble, so have no fearOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerMy woman started me on this spreeI can't find her and she can't find meShe left this morning, said she wouldn't stayShe's been out all night and it's the break of dayOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerPlease mister bartender, listen hereI ain't here for trouble, so have no fearOne scotch, one bourbon, one beerOne more nip and make it strongI got to find my baby and drive her home [if it takes all night long]One scotch, one bourbon, one beerOne scotch, one bourbon, one beer